25 March 2008

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Woman

Is it weird that I just woke up from a dream in which I was some kind of volunteer at the Democratic National Convention and I had to take Bill Clinton to his seat with another volunteer and when we turned a corner he totally groped me?! He said something fairly gross too, but it has flitted out of my barely awake brain. And Hillary kept screwing up her speech. Guess it proves I am an Obama Girl after all.

2 comments:

Katrina Elder said...

Question: do you think have dream sex with Obama would be hotter than having dream sex with (former President) Clinton?

Just wondering...

Madeline Aspen said...

Obama (dream) sex would be way hotter than Clinton (dream) sex. Both pose problems though... I'd need Obama to STFU and get down to biz, and Clinton not to be such a dirty birdy. Ew. Okay, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.